Orange have stopped sponsoring the women’s fiction prize. Why’s that I wonder?Don’t care for the prize any more or run out of money? Answers on a postcard please.

More excitingly, Jedward are through to the Eurovision finals! They are on the path to Cliff Richardom, God bless em. Excellent news. Jedward and Engelbert too, it’s all getting too much for me, I may have to go and lie down in a darkened room for a bit.